The Google Name Game

I found this posting about putting Your_Name + Needs in quotes and then writing down the interesting things that show up in search results. Here's mine (i've omitted my real name), but it's the gist:

• JadedTLC needs sex.
• JadedTLC needs a home.
• JadedTLC needs all dues ($15) as soon as possible.
• JadedTLC needs to be held and loved openly.
• JadedTLC needs to show that the city is going to take a proactive role in resolving the school problems.
• JadedTLC needs more friends.
• JadedTLC needs to blackmail a friend to get information about her blind date.
• JadedTLC needs to be given proper credit.
• JadedTLC needs to get to work.
• JadedTLC needs the help of river pirates to free her brother.

Teeheeheee! I'd love to be held and loved openly, maybe that's why I'm looking for friends -- and not just friends, but friends who will get me information on a blind date. By the way, where are you blind date?